No, I don't know what to talk about. I do then. So welcome to... So how shall we start?

Well, Jars isn't in a very good mood today, so everyone else has to suffer, because that's the way it works, because it's like living with King Kong.

Oh, no, he's eating that food.

I'm worried about the cat.

Well, stop worrying about the cats.

It's a waste of time.

We'll worry about them later.

Cats can look off themselves.

Idiot. Hey morning, Giles. So you look a bit agitated and like you're in a bad mood. Is it because you don't know what to write your column about this week?

I really, yes, but it is, but it's not funny.

I'm not laughing.

You're saying that was a coy look on your face because you're saying, here we are in a podcast designed to find me something to write about

because you, my wife, have looked at the papers.

And you are in a bit of a snark because you don't know what to write your column about.

But I am but like, oh ever again no.

Ever again.

I mean it's not like today, it's ever again.

And also it's this thing where I do the school run on Wednesday and I come back and you've read the papers and like Monday.

It's just and I try and read them but I never read them in time.

I've had 20 minutes I haven't quite finished the daily mail and I just think there might be...

Well can I just let you know what's in the daily mail.

Yeah what?

...