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Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Cat Sweater on a Hot Tin Roof (with Bravo Bravo Ducking Bravo)

Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah Galli

Tv & Film

4.32.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2023

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Sarah applies to be a cater waiter in order to be in the room where it happens: the dinner party from hell, part 3 (a not-so-holy trinity). After being told by the hot pot chefs that her ability to balance conversation is less important than carrying some plates, she realizes she'd rather serve a great convo instead of some shards of Hermes china. So, she invites over one of her fave dinner convo companies, and Bravo besties, content creator Bravo Bravo Ducking Bravo. They discuss the definition of 'success' for long-term relationships/marriage (and how the audience has been responding to Kyle and Mo's separation), the difference in 'crossing boundaries' for Sutton vs. Kyle, Morgan Wade's introduction into the Housewives universe, Garcelle's historic confessional Dorit drag, and more. Allison DuBois says Mauricio may never fulfill you, but this convo definitely will - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 384!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Unlike Faye Reznick, I am not morally corrupt, but I am flexible.

0:10.0

Tonight, tonight only, I'm cosplaying the cost of a Birken, because baby I'm irresponsibly

0:18.6

high.

0:19.6

Oh my God, what was that? I am so into it. I haven't explained my jokes. You think

0:26.7

get it or you don't. Okay, you guys this is gonna be a wild chaotic ride. I can tell you right now it's Andes girls it's episode

0:35.4

480 something-ish and I'm so excited I know can you believe good lord I know I was saying that to a guest on an upcoming app that like it's it's while the number of taglines I'm working on one you're working on one I'm working on

0:57.0

Honestly just getting through the day, kajuz to me. I don't have any ideas for 500.

0:58.9

I have one idea for the episode for the 500th episode, but I know it's not going to happen so I have two ideas

1:07.1

for the five big baby dream big I'm dreaming big and I know in my big dream that neither will become a reality but like anything is possible knock on

1:16.9

clawfish table but 400 was like very fun because that was Chris Manzo

1:23.7

guested and he had no idea why he was there.

1:26.6

Oh, that's great.

1:27.2

And to just say to him at the beginning of the recording,

1:29.4

like, don't be afraid of me,

1:31.0

but I look at you.

1:32.2

Lean into this. Lean into this. I look at you the way Rosie

1:34.8

or Donna looks at Tom Cruise except the way Garfield looks a lasagna my

1:39.0

favorite my child is so into that right now. I also am extremely into lasagna and like not doing anything as much as possible so I think I am Garfield

1:49.1

except I'm not a cat person. I well you but he's more of a dog honestly a cat like like persona wise I'm a cat

1:55.9

my old roommate may her memory be a blessing she is still with us but she doesn't live in the

2:00.8

apartment anymore calls me an indoor cat,

2:03.2

because I don't like to go outside.

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