Welcome to the H&J podcast today with Danny Kelly, who stepped in valiantly at the last minute for Paul, a little bit of a chest infection.

Hopefully be back on Monday. Danny, welcome.

And...

Total pleasure. It was a great show.

Thanks very much for doing it.

So we met a very interesting guy called Garford Beck, who is basically an England super fan, isn't he? He was too modest to admit that he is, but he has been watched him over half a century, and now he's got a brilliant payoff, which we heard about. And he bought me some presents, which I suppose is a good bit of bribery. Fortunately for you, Danny, as you love cats. David Badea was with us today talking about his show, Catman,

and you enjoyed that, I think. Absolutely. David, David's a comedy genius. Anyone who saw the stuff

about his father he did on theatre a couple of years back, unbelievable. But now, I mean,

he just comes on and shows you lovely cats. You can't whack that. And, of course, we reunited you

with Stan Colleymore,

and Stan had some interesting ideas about why there are less goals from wide positions,

less goals in general.

So we'll give you a bit of that as well.

That's it.

Well, I was using the phrase at the control there, Andy, the way that Jamaican musicians used to use it in the 1970s and 80s,

where you would shout out the producer, you know, Lee Perry at the controls.

But I'm not actually in the studio with you.

No.

I'm 350 miles away, so I require you to be in control the show.

Oh, well, there. Yeah, I am. And, yeah, can I start with Gianni Infantino in his terrible comment? Infantile, yeah. Honestly, this meant, I was saying to you before the show, if there was a list of the top 10 worst people in the universe. He'd be right up there.

He'd definitely be in there. I think he'd be there twice. I just, I don't, you know, I mean, also he put, he's, he parades around the world. Um, and he's always turning up at his economic summits and all the rest of it. I mean, as though FIFA, as a, is, is a, is a, you know, a world superpower.

Mate, you're in charge

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