Cat Food and Booty Wipes

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about getting recognized, scones, and paperwork. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at http://betterhelp.com/craigconant and get on your way to being your best self. Shout out to the hilarious homie Charles Blyzniuk - https://www.instagram.com/theblyzard/ Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Oh shit.
0:03.0	We have a lot of six zero in progress for most of each.
0:18.0	Subject is 25 and appears what shit is today. Close of each. Subject is 25 and appears to what shit is good.
0:22.4	Get back here.
0:30.1	Hello, look at this cat.
0:32.0	Hey, man, I'm coming to a city near you.
0:34.4	What do we got?
0:35.0	We got Burbank, California, Flappers, February 25th. Then I'm in
0:39.3	Plano, Texas, March 9th through 12th. And then March 29th, I am in San Diego. Again, April 5th,
0:47.2	Ontario Improv and tickets all at Craig Cohnett.com. Hey, I sold four shows out. You'll, I talk about it on this pod. I see you. I love you.
0:56.3	Thanks for showing up to my shows. It's fantastic. We out here winning. We saving some junkies
1:01.9	and weirdos. And not all of them, you know. But I just love you all. Thank you so much.
1:09.5	Tune into this podcast, me and my Kid Cat and Christopher Lund on the ones and twos. God love you all. Thank you so much. Tune into this podcast, me and my Kid Cat,
1:11.6	and Christopher Lund on the ones and twos.
1:13.9	God bless you all.
1:14.7	I love you all.
1:15.4	Thank you.
1:16.5	Oh, hang on.
1:17.4	How are we looking?
1:18.1	We looking good?
1:19.4	I didn't wash my booty today.
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