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Cat-ering - Quiznos: 100% Archive

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Food, Society & Culture, Arts, Comedy

53.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Going way back into the archive before Graysie, it's CAT! Eric & Jordan sit down with former Face Jam intern Cat to talk about this week's food, Quiznos. Cat has a real affinity for this sandwich shop but maybe not for this sandwich. How'd she get this sandwich anyway? She doesn't even work here. Remember the Cat Coin? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Imagine a delicious patty nestled between two buns with cheese and ketchup. It's not a burger. That patty is actually sausage, which makes this a sandwich. A breakfast sausage sandwich, the new 199 sausage sandwich from McDonald's. Made with RSPCA at short pork. Until 11 a.m. Price and participation may vary. Up charges and fees apply to delivery. Subjects availability. We're good? Okay.

0:21.4

We can edit this in somewhere or put it at the end or something, but I need, like, we're

0:25.4

waiting for Michael to get done with what he's doing so that way we can start the episode, so we haven't even done this yet. But we have eaten the food. We've eaten the food. And so has Kat

0:33.5

who is not part of the show

0:36.3

Not part of this episode

0:37.6

We got Gracie the sandwich

0:39.1

And she went

0:39.7

The fuck

0:40.5

And so she ate us who is not part of the show, not part of this episode.

0:38.0

We got Gracie the sandwich and she went, the fuck.

0:40.7

And so she ate it.

0:41.6

She's like, I'm going to go see if anyone else wants this.

0:43.0

We said, find cat.

0:44.5

I walked out to go to the bathroom and out walks Kat from the studio, like, adjacent to the recording room.

0:51.0

And she just goes, I got it.

0:53.5

And she's holding the sandwich up.

0:57.0

So, because when we walked in and we told her that we got Quiznos.

1:00.8

Oh, Kat had a whole story about how it was your favorite sandwich.

1:03.3

I love it.

1:04.2

Okay.

1:05.5

But the sandwich that you received is not your sandwich with black olives that you love so

1:10.2

much from the Barton Creek Mall.

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