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So I got the baby baptized this weekend.

Did you? When you had your children baptized this weekend. Did you?

When you had your children baptized... Yeah.

Did you have to take a class or do anything?

No. Not once with all three.

No. Did they scam you?

The fuck do you have to learn?

Yeah, what do you mean?

Don't drown your baby.

Wait, did they scam you? You're not ready for this so wow just got played we shopped a few churches as that's your problem you don't

have a church that's why they're no that's why they're testing and i also picked the most the one i

thought was the most beautiful probably should have like did some deep diving the best as I put on Facebook I was like hey I can't even recommend like a local church or whatever and they're all like well why don't you go to like a service and then decide I was like yeah can you just do that for me and then tell me how awesome it is unbelievable so I had went to a few churches, talked to some places and had classes.

Most were like, hey, the class is like a DVD, right?

There's not an actual class.

So me and Jen go to this class.

We show up.

There's like, I don't know, seven other couples.

Now, the class is in the church. Like, the like church church part. What do you call that?

Church.

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