0:00.0	What is up? Welcome back to Casino Friday. I am your host, Rob Fox, joined as always by Ryan
0:06.5	Moffat. We're back again. And we are here to play some blackjack with real human being dealers.
0:14.9	That was almost like a planet earth type moment there. What do you mean? We are here to play today.
0:20.7	Doing some David Attenborough narration. I actually prefer Sigourney Weaver as a narrator in that. Why don't take my spot? Because it sounds like Earth is talking to me. Like she's just like... What is she Earth then? She's Mother Earth just like speaking to me. Whereas David Attenborough is clearly a British man watching birds.
0:38.2	You know what I mean?
0:38.6	Yeah, but we all know Morgan Freeman is Morgan Freeman,
0:42.5	and it's still great.
0:44.3	It's the tone.
0:45.6	It's the tone.
0:46.2	I like the tone of Sigourney.
0:48.5	Okay, well, I mean, she's great too.
0:51.5	Warm.
0:51.9	Like, when she narrates planet Earth, she sounds like she personally gave birth to every animal you see. Okay, now I'm picking up what you're putting down. Okay, she is that motherly, that matronly. Yeah, she is the mother of all life. And David Attenborough is just like, and here the cheetah. Like, he's just like, there's a cheat. I know what to do. He's like a professor. Yeah. No, okay. I see you to me now. One, it's like your old grandfather who has a PhD in this, who's talking you through it. And the other is like. Life itself. You know, like the universe. Whatever you want to insert to insert there yeah bang got a blackjack
1:29.1	first hand let's go let's go and let's go and somebody
1:32.1	doubled to get a
1:33.1	on the 11th doubled to get a 21 on the
1:35.9	wait was that yeah on the 11
1:37.2	but I'll bust 23
1:40.7	dealer's got a 13
1:42.2	dealer busted when you bust and the dealer busses that's the most hey I saved you 23. Dealer's got a 13. Ah. Dealer busted.
2:01.6	When you bust and the dealer bus, that's the most. Hey, I saved you, though. Dealer had a 13. I pulled an 8. Do the math on that. Well, you didn't save me. Well, I saved the table. You saved? Yeah, he saved everyone. All right? I fell on the grenade. Can you thank me for my service, Rob? I was in a plane.
2:02.4	I don't give a shit.
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