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Cashless Bank Robbery

kPod - The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show

The Kidd Kraddick Morning Show

Comedy

4.51.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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The Louvre Robbery motivated some criminals… One group didn’t do their robbery research. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:37.7

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0:55.5

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0:59.2

I don't know why, but I really enjoy reading dumb criminal stories.

1:04.9

Okay.

1:05.7

Because it makes me feel smart, you know.

1:08.5

This one came in from Northern California. police are investigating an armed robbery at a

1:13.5

u.s bank that happened uh around four o'clock in the afternoon just earlier this week uh they're not

1:21.0

this week last week but there were five thieves so it sounds like it was an orchestrated operation

1:26.5

yeah and this is on the heels of the Louvre Heights.

1:29.3

So I guess the robbers are all like, hey, let's all get in on the action.

1:32.3

But there's a difference between orchestrated and actually sophisticated because the bank they robbed is cashless.

1:39.3

Oh.

1:40.3

So imagine walking in. They're all five of you and you're like, we got this plan and this is the getaway and we're going to get all this cash. Here you are your cash. And you go to a cashless bank. So it is unclear if the thieves managed to actually steal anything or if there's anything to steal, maybe some pens. What do they do at a cashless bank? I don't know. They don't make change. I go in the bank when I need change. Yeah, same. Maybe you can put checks in and it goes into your account deposits. What if you need to deposit cash? Go somewhere else, I guess. Yeah, it's cashless, Kelly. I've never heard of a cashless bank.

2:18.3

Also, they have the gun to my head and they're like, give you your cash now. We don't have any. I'm not lying to you. I don't believe you. And then I get hit in the face with the gun. That makes no sense to have a cashless bank. That's probably what the bankers, what the robbers were doing. We're doing like, wait.

2:32.0

I promise you.

2:32.7

We don't have cash here.

2:34.0

I just got a hair.

2:35.5

Give us all your cash.

2:36.4

We're cashless.

2:37.4

Wait, hold on. bankers, what the robbers were doing like, wait, what? I promise you, we don't have cash here. I just got a hair.

2:35.6

Give us all your cash.

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