It's a new day. Yes, it is.

Live from a Zoom call emanating from land O'Lakes, Florida, Atlanta, Georgia,

and vote. That's it. It's a new day. Feel the power. Take away guys.

So what Dan is kind of, oh, first, actually, let me, I am Xavier Woods, AKA Austin Creed.

And this is typically where Kofi would say that he is his Kofi Kingston, and I would berate him

for not saying more, but Kofi is not here. No, Kofi misses flight. That means that he will not be here

in time. Feel free to add him to berate him to chastise him. But we decided because of Kofi's

absence that we will bring in the illustrious, the a man whose whose insights we worry about on

regular basis because he told us he had he had six sodas and those are those are his morning sodas.

That's what he calls it. By the way, that is Dan record. Do they not call it pop in Kansas City?

I definitely grew up hearing it, you know, referred to his pop for sure. I think I took on soda at

some point. It's not like soda was a foreign concept in Kansas, but I think pop soda, coke,

everything would just be called a coke, you know, like a seven up or a jack pepper, just like,

give me a coke, you know, and it's all the same thing. Yeah, I used to, I am getting healthier,

though, because I used to, I bought a mini fridge when I lived in San Francisco that I had right next

to my bed, so it would help me wake up and I would wake up and just reach over and grab a mountain

do right there. Which that was even a step up from college when this is a legit thing I did.

Well, I always struggled getting out of bed. I've always been like slept in and stuff like that.

At one point, I bought a taser and yeah, it's just goofy dumbass jackass, you know,

a group of friends thing to do where oh, we're gonna tase each other and stuff.

No. I actually, for about a week tried like, well, what would wake me up more efficiently

than waking up reaching over and just it's not gonna, it's just a little tiny zap. You put it

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