So why don't we start out with the college stuff, then we'll work our way to the NFL,

but our favorite preseason picks. And it's simple throughout the preview episodes of every conference.

And even some of the conferences we were embarrassed to talk about, we tried to mind for gems.

Here are the ground rules. You're going to have some picks that aren't here. And you go, but wait,

why not pick X at minus one that we are trying to find value. No cactus, no bullshit today.

We're trying to give you something that is worth waiting for five months for your money. Now,

if you're Johnny Sharp, you're, you know, your middle name is Vegas, your Anthony Vegas,

Costa, you're not listening to this podcast. Oh, I'm putting 10 dimes on a future.

Good. Fuck off. I don't care. We're going to have fun with these. And part of that is we're

going to place him stupid shit. That's a bad idea because we're fun. It's not a pro podcast.

And we don't pretend to draw seven states to place a bet with a briefcase. No, you didn't.

You watched a fucking movie. Stop it. So let's have some fun with this. And yes, I'm going to get

myself in some serious goddamn trouble with conference exactas and different things. Good, great grand.

I want to start out with a bet that I think Jim will march to the tune of the drum we play. I have a

bet that I think both of us like it's a bet that both of us are going to get involved with. And I

would like to present to you America's bevers. I want to present to you Oregon State. I want to

present to you to turnover chainsaw. I want to present to you a remodeled research stadium. I want

to present to you Jonathan Smith, who looks like a seventh grade science teacher, but is actually

low key. One of the best coaches in the pack 12. I want to present to you the place you end up

when you go on those weird at the end of the episode of intervention and they load you into a van

and put you on a plane and they're like, Hey, Bobby's going to shady acres in. You guessed it.

Some far-flung fucking place like Corvallis. Well, now we got DJU. No substance abuse problems.

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