Cash Daddies #49: Invest in Cat Food For The Zombie Apocalypse
Cash Daddies With Sam Tripoli, Howie Dewey and Johnny Woodard
Johnny Woodard
4.8 β’ 605 Ratings
ποΈ 12 July 2021
β±οΈ 83 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, yeah. |
| 0:01.7 | When you buy a generator at Home Depot, you lose 30% as soon as you walk out the door. |
| 0:08.7 | Yeah, until the zombie apocalypse happens. |
| 0:11.4 | Then sky rocks 300 million percent. |
| 0:14.2 | Okay, so should we buy more than one? |
| 0:16.0 | Oh, okay. |
| 0:16.8 | Let me get this right, guys. |
| 0:18.1 | We can take our Roth IRA and just sit on until we're fucking 95. |
| 0:22.6 | But a zombie apocalypse that might happen in a year. |
| 0:25.9 | Oh, that's a little too long. |
| 0:27.9 | Buy a generator shut the fuck up. |
| 0:30.2 | Okay, I just need a little background on your thesis. |
| 0:32.6 | Is the zombie apocalypse due to disruption politically? |
| 0:54.3 | Or is it because the vaccines are going to turn people into zombie? Cash Daddies. Cash Daddy. Cash. |
| 0:55.2 | Cash. Cash. |
| 0:56.8 | Cash. |
| 0:58.6 | Cash. |
| 0:59.4 | Cash Daddies is for entertainment purposes only. |
| 1:01.2 | You'd be an idiot to listen to anything these degenerates say. |
| 1:04.1 | Invest at your own risk. |
| 1:05.1 | Do research. |
| 1:05.9 | But seriously, don't listen to these ass clowns. |
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