Just to prove I loved her.

Well, they're not always going to land.

Real quick, in case we don't see you.

Jesus.

I know.

I know. Cash Daddies. Cash Daddies is for entertainment purposes only. You'd be an idiot to listen to anything these degenerates say.

Invest at your own risk, do research,

but seriously don't listen to these ass clowns. Now enjoy Cash Daddies. And welcome to Cash Daddies,

everybody. Today is March, what is it, the 31st, Wednesday.

We are, we have a special guest today. We'll get to that in a second.

Remember, this is the number one internet comedy investing show,

banking fatties and inviting you to get rich or cry, dying, something to that effect.

I'm joined, as always, by Mr. Howie Dewey, hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock with

the NCAA basketball games you shredding me with. How are you, Howie?

Good brother, good fellow ass brother. Good week.

And then, of course, as always, mixing it up, scratching and scratching those records,

and keeping us all together is Little E. Evan Hand. How are you, Evan?

It's fantastic. How are you?

I'm awesome because you know what?

A show without Sam Tripoli is a show I always look forward to. So, of course, we are going to have a little less zombie talk on today's show. I really think, by the way, he is a concern about the zombie

apocalypse. I did check in on Broken Simulation the other day. And really think, by the way, he is a concern about the zombie apocalypse. I did check in on

broken simulation the other day. And I think he is dealing with a little PTSD at the moment,

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