Case File 170-The Minnesota Ice Man

ALIEN THEORISTS THEORIZING

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Philosophy, Society & Culture

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🗓️ 1 January 2021

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Minnesota Come one, come all to witness the most marvelous of sights! A genuine mystery said to have been lifted from the frozen waters off the coast of Russia and straight from humanity’s murky past. An icy enigma that will absolutely make you question the evolutionary origins of our most ancient ancestors. A biological specimen so fantastic that Smithsonian scientists have even co-opted the FBI to try and pry it from it’s proprietor’s private collection. This hyperborean hairy hominid encased in a solid block of ice is one the world’s only preserved evidence of an as-of-yet undiscovered primate species living in isolated parts of the northern hemisphere. This case file, join the Theorists as they shell out .35 cents to take a peek at the sideshow attraction of...The Minnesota Ice Ice Man Support your boys and your favorite show on Patreon. 100 hours of bonus content, early access to extended live recordings of the show, bonus episodes, discord access, and more!
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0:00.0	The Come one, come all, to all, to witness the most marvelous of sights, a genuine mystery
0:19.7	is said to have been lifted from the frozen waters off the coast of Russia and straight from humanity's murky past.
0:26.0	An icy enigma that will absolutely make you question the evolutionary origins of our most ancient ancestors.
0:33.8	A biological specimen so fantastic that Smithsonian scientists have even co-opted the FBI to try
0:40.0	and pry it from its proprietors private collection.
0:44.6	This Hyperborian Harry Haminid encased in a solid block of ice is one of the world's only preserved
0:50.0	evidence of an as-of-yet undiscovered primate species living in isolated parts of the northern hemisphere.
0:58.2	This case file join the theorists as they shell out 35 cents to take a peek at the sideshow attraction of.
1:06.5	The Minnesota Iceman. Oh, Welcome to Alien Theerist Theorizing Case File 170, The Minnesota Ice Man.
1:40.0	I'm Fat Briden.
1:42.0	I'm regular, so. I'm Dan. And I'm Andrew if you know what I mean. I think you meant
1:49.2	vampire Zell. Oh yeah, vampire Zell. Which is regular Zell. Which is regular Zell. Oh, yeah, vampire Zell. Which is regular Zell. Which is regular Zell. I wasn't wrong. Yeah. 100%
1:58.1	back at it after the holidays we all survived. Yeah, Mr. Dan, how was your? I mean, you've got the, you've got a tough one because you got birthday and Christmas.
2:07.0	Yeah.
2:08.0	Christmas.
2:10.0	Birthmas.
2:11.0	Andrew, did you grow it all?
2:14.0	Are you still same height?
2:16.0	Still 5 foot 7 and 3 quarters unfortunately.
2:20.0	But you know what?
2:21.0	I'm going to deal with as best I can if you know what I mean.
2:24.0	Yeah, I know what you mean. Lucky Monkey got any things coming up?
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