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ALIEN THEORISTS THEORIZING

Case File 169-The Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist

ALIEN THEORISTS THEORIZING

Big Theory Podcasts

Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.62K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2020

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Some crimes are so heinous that they defy explanation. Dark crimes that leave investigators speechless due to the absolute vileness of the perpetrators. In the fall of 2012 one of these crimes was discovered in a town in the Canadian province of Quebec. A crime of such unthinkable barbarity that it launched one of the largest police investigations in the history of Canada. An international team of investigators were gathered to piece together the evidence and solve this crime of unmatched barbarity that reached across Canada’s southern border into parts of the northeastern US. Those affected by these crimes had no idea how an atrocity of this magnitude could have been committed right under their noses for close to a year. This case file, join the Theorists as they plumb the depths of absolute evil in...The Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist Support your boys and your favorite show on Patreon. 100 hours of bonus content, early access to extended live recordings of the show, bonus episodes, discord access, and more! Our Sponsors: * Check out Mood and use my code ALIEN for a great deal: https://mood.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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So, Some crimes are so heinous that they defy explanation.

0:20.0

Dark crimes that leave investigators speechless due to the absolute vileness of the perpetrators.

0:26.0

In the fall of 2012, one of these crimes was discovered in a town in the Canadian province of Quebec, a crime of such unthinkable barbarity

0:36.7

that it launched one of the largest police investigations in the history of Canada.

0:41.7

An international team of investigators were gathered to piece together

0:46.1

the evidence and solve this crime of unmatched barbarity that reached across Canada's

0:51.3

southern border into parts of the Northeastern U.S.

0:56.5

Those affected by these crimes had no idea how an atrocity of this magnitude could have been

1:01.9

committed right under their noses for close to a year. of this case

1:03.3

magnitude could have been committed right under their noses for close to a year.

1:06.1

This case file joined the theorists as they plumb the depths of absolute evil in

1:49.0

the great Canadian. salute evil in. The Great Canadian Maple Surrup Heist. Oh, Be envenued to alien theorists theorizing case file 169, Jemepel Brayden. I've suisele the mullier theorization the leader of these Embesels. I'm done

1:55.0

d'Anoebesel's... I'm Dan.

1:57.0

That's a undendro.

2:00.0

I don't even know what I said.

2:05.0

First off, Merry Christmas to everyone because unless you're listening to this live,

2:11.0

this is going to come out Christmas day so Merry Christmas and

2:14.7

happy holidays. Cheers. Cheers from us to you. Now prepare yourself for a little Canadian history because from time to time on this show we like to you know move on from

2:30.8

you know the serious, you know,

2:34.0

move on from the weird and wacky and get into serious crimes.

2:38.0

And this one is close to, close to home.

2:41.0

We're gonna educate you all on the greatest heist in all the world.

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