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The Daily Beans

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News, Comedy, Daily News, Politics

4.8 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Tuesday, August 5th, 2025 Today, Texas Governor Greg Abbott orders police to find and arrest Democrats who fled over redistricting; the White House has no plans to protect IVF breaking yet another campaign promise; the US may require visa applicants to post a $15,000 bond pricing many out of the process; the New Hampshire Republican governor has signed a law banning gender affirming care for minors; the president of Harvard says the school is NOT considering a $500M settlement with the Trump administration; and Allison and Dana deliver the good news.

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0:00.0	M SW Media.
0:02.8	Media.
0:07.9	News was wearing.
0:13.0	Daily beans, daily beans, daily beansth, 2025. Today, Texas Governor Greg Abbott has ordered police to find an arrest Democrats who fled the state over redistricting. The White House has no plans to protect IVF, breaking yet another
0:39.3	campaign promise. The U.S. may require visa applicants to post a $15,000 bond pricing many out of the
0:46.3	process. The New Hampshire Republican governor has signed a law banning gender affirming care for minors,
0:51.1	and the president of Harvard says the school is not considering a
0:54.7	$500 million settlement with the Trump administration. I'm Alison Gill. And I'm Dana Goldberg.
1:02.6	Hello, my friend, happy Tuesday to you. Happy Tuesday to you as well. I just have to tell everybody,
1:07.4	I don't do a lot of acting, but a friend of mine was doing a super secret project
1:12.4	today, and I'm just going to tell you I got to be in character and play pickleball, and it was the best
1:17.4	day. So you got to be yourself. I got to be myself. I got to be a lesbian who plays pickleball,
1:23.0	who happens to be from Odessa, Texas, though. She's also part of the church, so, you know, a little balance there. Oh, okay. Now I'm excited for whatever this project is to come out. Well, they're trying to sell us this also. Anyway, we just all had to pick some characters so that one seemed to work. But it was just a fun day. I'm in a good mood. Oh, good. Excellent. I'm glad to hear it. And you've got another very cool. You just
1:45.2	did a great fundraising show with Nikki Glazer and a bunch of really, really amazing comedians to
1:51.4	raise money for puppies and kitties in California. But you've got another very cool show coming up.
1:56.5	I do, September 5th. And I love this one. It's actually for the Los Angeles Guild for
2:00.6	reproductive health. And so if you're in the Los Angeles Guild for Reproductive Health.
2:01.5	And so if you're in the Los Angeles area and you want to drop a little coin, come to watch us.
2:06.2	This lineup is ridiculous.
2:07.9	I'm going to be on stage with Kathy Griffin, Stephanie Miller, Rita Rudner, Kathy Langman,
2:13.0	Stephanie Bloom, who's brilliant, and Carol fucking Leifer.
2:16.4	Like, I'm talking, these women have paved,
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