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Spike's Car Radio

CartNarcs STORMS Spike's Car Radio!

Spike's Car Radio

Spike Feresten

Automotive, Leisure

4.3 โ€ข 1.3K Ratings

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ 25 February 2026

โฑ๏ธ 68 minutes

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Summary

Spike, Zuckerman, and Jonny review the new Subaru Uncharted EV and the insane 831hp Mercedes-AMG GT 63 S E Performance. Then, Agent Sebastian from Cart Narcs stops by to break down his viral confrontations, the legal gray zones, and what happens when people lose their minds over a shopping cart. ______________________________________________ WATCH THE FULL PATROL WITH AGENT SEBASTIAN: https://www.patreon.com/spikescarradio ๐Ÿฑ Factor - Make Healthier Eating Easy Get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for one year with code SPIKE91150OFF https://factormeals.com/spike91150off ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ RaceDeck - Transform Your Garage Get 15% off plus free shipping with code SPIKE356 https://RaceDeck.com ๐Ÿ”ต BlueChew - Get Bricked Up with BlueChew Gold Try it for 10% off with code SPIKE911 https://BlueChew.com ๐Ÿ“… Odoo - Modern Management Made Simple All your business on one platform. Try it at https://www.odoo.com ______________________________________________ This week on Spike's Car Radio, Spike claims to be the first person outside of Subaru's bubble to drive the new Uncharted EV โ€” 338 horsepower, off-road modes, and a starting price of $46K. Jonny Lieberman then goes deep on the Mercedes-AMG GT 63 S E Performance: 831hp, 1021 lb-ft of torque, 0-60 in 2.4 seconds, and a whole 1 mile of electric range. They debate whether it looks good. The verdict is complicated. The hosts also weigh in on LA's incoming 125 speed cameras, Nantucket's surprisingly drug-heavy wastewater, and a product called the "D**k Laser" that somehow gets a full design consultation. The main event: Agent Sebastian from Cart Narcs sits down to explain how a simple question about shopping cart laziness turned into a viral empire. They review clips of people threatening lawsuits, dropping racial slurs from an Audi R8, and one guy in Texas going full unhinged over a cart. Spoiler: one of them works for Jimmy Kimmel. Plus, Spike is deputized as a Cart Narc and heads to Costco to accost the lazybones of L.A. _____________________________________________ ๐Ÿ“ง To advertise with Spikeโ€™s Car Radio, contact Neon Tiger Media: contact@neontiger.media ๐ŸŒ or visit: https://scrpod.com/sponsor Produced by Skyview Entertainment & Q6 Media https://q6.media ______________________________________________ Timestamps: 00:00 - 2026 Subaru Uncharted EV review 10:10 - Lasers 17:16 - 2026 Mercedes AMG GT 63 S E Performance review 22:09 - 2026 Ineos Grenadier 31:42 - Traffic cameras 40:44 - Introducing the Cart Narc 42:10 - How Cart Narcs started 46:48 - Getting into fights 49:31 - Reacting to Cart Narcs videos 1:03:20 - Spike goes out on patrol Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to Spike's Car Radio. Here we are. We're together once again.

0:08.0

Suckerman's cracking his little soda water. Johnny is here after eating too much steak.

0:13.0

I think it was the right amount of steak. Here's a picture. You judge.

0:17.0

And we've got a great show. We've got lots of cars to show we've got the brand new Subaru uncharted

0:22.4

we've got some all you told me was you brought a Mercedes Ben's that's worth 231,000 even even

0:29.2

yeah and very exciting agent Sebastian from cartnarks it's going to be here I think much more

0:36.6

exciting now we've had many many stars stars on our show. Matt Damon, Christian Bale. Who are those guys? Jason Bateman. This guy. Nobody's. Nobody as big as this guy. McHale Who. Exactly. Yes. Agent Sebastian from Cartnarks is going to be on. And we're going to talk about Cart. And then I'm, I think I am going to get to go be a Cartnarch. I hope you get punched in the face. Agent Sebastian is fleet. His feet. You, I don't think so. But let's go right to a car. People are complaining all the time. You guys never talk about cars. Well, look at this. Guess what? This is the brand new Subaru Uncharted. And guess what? Your friend Spike First and is the very first to drive this car on roads that Subaru didn't pick. That's what they told me to say. This is Subaru's new electric. And really, I am, Johnny, the first one to kind of have it out.

1:44.5

This is the first one to have it. They had a big event yesterday where they released it and they wanted me to try it. And here it is, the new Subaru uncharted. Here it is, all new. I'm going to go right off my notes which they just sent. That's how fresh this thing is. And Johnny, you can chime uh time you'd like uh and what's interesting about this sucker man here i can't talk about driving impressions yes

1:49.7

because they're embargoed but spike has a thumb i'm not talking i can't say anything can i do

1:57.8

impressions of your impressions drives yes okay it drives Yes. Okay. It drives great. I really love this car. You just throw your

2:05.0

tennis bag into this car and you can go right to the tennis club. It is perfect for driving.

2:10.9

That's not what I would say. But here's what it is. I was telling Johnny, imagine Tesla Model Y and a Subaru Cross Trek had a baby.

2:22.3

Ew.

2:23.3

I mean, ew.

2:24.3

That's the, I swear to you, when you drive this and you look inside of this car, you're

2:29.2

going to see exactly what I'm saying.

2:31.7

So what I like about the Subaru Cross Trek, back in the day, like a Volkswagen Beetle was an inexpensive thing, but they didn't cheap out. It was still like a nice product. And that's how I feel about like the cross track. It's like I'm not spending a lot of money, but they're not mad at me that I didn't spend more money. And so if you, yeah, if you can get that in this.

2:51.4

And also, isn't it like 375 or 380 horsepower?

2:55.8

338 horsepower.

2:57.0

Yeah, okay.

2:57.3

This version right here is habanero orange metallic.

3:01.0

Very nice.

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