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Once upon a time there was a radio show called the Eric Mataxus Show.

It had an announcer named Todd, who was the handsomeest announcer in the land.

Eric was bitterly jealous of Todd's good looks.

But there was nothing he could do.

He just had to accept that cruel fate had made him as ugly as a toe.

Here's Toad Face himself, Eric Mataxus.

Hey, folks, welcome to the Eric Mataxus Show.

This is the beginning of hour one, not to be confused with the end of hour one,

which will come later.

Chris, Albina, are you tracking?

Yeah, yeah, I'm tracking.

I'm on the architecture.

Now, seriously, no joke in a couple of minutes.

We are talking to this guy has become a big deal in American history.

His name is Carter Page.

He is someone after whom the deep state decided to go to try to get this president.

Hamstrung, kicked out of office.

We're living in dark times.

And I, whenever anybody says something like that or in the past, people would say something like that.

I would kind of sneer or I'd go, oh, you're overstating the case.

I have to tell you, I've come to a place where I am deeply, deeply disgusted at what I am seeing

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