Welcome to the Eric Metax's show.

You know, sometimes Eric pretends to be interested in his guest.

But he's really just doing a crossword puzzle and rolling his eyes in what they say.

He told me never to say that ever.

But look, I made a mistake.

Oh, I'm human.

In my way.

Only I'm not.

And now you're a host, Eric Mataxis.

Folks, welcome to Hour 2.

You know how it's Hour 2?

Well, if you're watching on YouTube, the way you know that this is Hour 2 is that when

you look at Albin, the way you know that this is Hour 2 is that when you look at

Albin, you see, what? He doesn't have a beard. Albin, what happened? Hi, everybody. I'm

beardless. You're a beardless youth. Now, the reason you don't have a beard, we've got to tell people.

By the way, in Hour 2 today, we're continuing our conversation with Carter Page from Hour 1,

but far more important than any

substantive conversation is the lunacy of how we're raising money for religious liberty and the

Alliance defending freedom. Albin, tell our folks at home what they get. Well, right now,

if you send in $500, you're going to get my hamster homes, box of mysteries, and a piece of my beard.

But it has to be today, right, until Wednesday at midnight. Is that what you said, Eric?

Well, I said, to be fair, we'll do by Wednesday at midnight, since people listen to this program at different hours.

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