Here's something that emerged over the weekend. Apparently, Dwayne Haskins, Washington

quarterback, has in his house a mural of his post-game meeting with Tom Brady from last year.

Now, look, I understand it is very difficult to paint the human form, to nail the human face.

Haskins, though, should be very lucky that it's a reverse view of him in this mural.

Otherwise, he would be looking at an image of himself that quite possibly would look nothing like himself.

Because I'm telling you, that ain't Tom Brady, Chris.

The best we can come up with is that is Jim Carrey in the 90s movie,

Me Myself and Irene.

That's it.

That ain't Tom Brady.

Right.

When he gets like the big, he gets the big chin and like the chin implant and me, myself

and Irene and all that.

Hey, I, you know, I'm with you.

It's not an exact picture of Tom Brady.

We certainly can make out of like this.

Right.

However, what?

As bad images of Tom Brady go, that one is still much better than the all-time great portrait of Dorian Gray, Tom Brady from the

courtroom five years ago. What in the hell? I still, when I see that, like, it's not even

human. It's like a melted candle. An alien. Yeah. It looks like an alien with those eyes. I

don't know what the hell that is.

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