Carson Olshansky A/B Tested The Best Finger For Bangin’ | WHGS Ep. 307

We're Having Gay Sex

Ashley Gavin & Studio71

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2026

⏱️ 70 minutes

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This episode is running experiments, listener! Carson Olshansky (they/them) is a fantastic stand-up comedian, writer, and creator that you’ve seen blowing up your social media feeds, but today they’re in the apartment to fingerblast you so accurately you’ll scream “Eureka!” We discuss a/b testing the best finger for bangin’, finding sexual compatibility, dating mascs with a complicated identity, and having LEGITIMATE trauma from Jimmy Buffet’s “Margaritaville.” Ashley gets boob-honked HARD. Lizzy’s anniversary is nearly ruined. FOLLOW CARSON OLSHANSKY: Join their Substack, “Review Mode”: ⁠https://reviewmode.substack.com/⁠ Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/carsonolshansky/⁠ TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@carsonolshansky⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://x.com/carsonolshansky⁠ YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@carson-olshansky⁠ FOLLOW ASHLEY GAVIN @ashgavs TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@ashgavscomedy⁠ Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/ashgavs/⁠ YouTube: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@ashgavs⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/ashgavs⁠ Tour Dates & Newsletter: ⁠https://www.ashleygavin.com/#dates⁠ FOLLOW LIZZY CASSIDY @lizzycassidy TikTok: ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@lizzycassidycomedy⁠ Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/lizzycassidy/⁠ Twitter: ⁠https://x.com/lizzaster⁠ Tour Dates & Podcasts: ⁠https://linktr.ee/lizzycassidy⁠ PRODUCED BY ALEX VRAHAS: Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/alvrahas/⁠ SUPPORT OUR PODCAST: Watch this UNCUT: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/WHGS⁠ Merch: ⁠https://shop.merchcentral.com/collections/ashley-gavin⁠ Watch on this YouTube: ⁠https://youtu.be/wqBVoq6kSD4⁠ ______________________________________________ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HELIX: Get 27% OFF sitewide at ⁠https://helixsleep.com/gaysex Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I finally broke a dry spell. It was certainly not bad. One thing. There was a lot of like
0:09.0	what I can only describe as A-B testing. A lot of like, do you prefer these two fingers or these two fingers?
0:17.5	Okay, okay, okay, okay. I've just never noticed which fingers it was.
0:21.7	I was about to say, can I ask what the order of fingers was?
0:24.6	I wasn't looking.
0:25.6	I was sort of going by sensation.
0:45.5	Okay. Yeah, leave it.
0:45.9	Yeah.
0:46.8	That's about right.
0:48.4	Long day.
0:51.2	Two more podcast episodes to go.
0:53.1	Well, thank you for being your listener.
0:57.2	We just did a great episode and Patreon bonus episode with Carson Olshansky, but Carson is fantastic. They are very, very funny.
1:03.5	You've definitely seen them going viral on TikTok or Instagram, um, and probably some threads as well.
1:10.0	Super, super funny person. Uh, yeah, and we get into,
1:13.3	we get into a couple things, but sort of the theme of the episode is trying to suss each other
1:21.2	out during sex to figure out what the other person likes. Um, yeah, and Lizzie has a fantastic
1:27.0	story as well. So definitely stick around, uh, till the end of the likes. Yeah, and Lizzie has a fantastic story as well.
1:27.8	So definitely stick around until the end of the episode.
1:31.3	And as always, thank you to our patrons who make it possible.
1:34.7	We literally can't do this without you.
1:36.7	I just came from a meeting with the ad people that do our ads,
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