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The Brighter Side

Cars

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Amber Nelson, Last Podcast Network, Leisure, Comedy, Ed Larson, Society & Culture

4.7636 Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Amber and Ed don’t drive, and frankly don’t want to. Listen to them rationalize car culture, gas prices, and Road Rage in this episode all about Cars.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Got to be on the right side.

0:05.0

Got to be on the right side.

0:10.0

I spend my paycheck off my blue loose.

0:14.0

That's okay now I've got to me.

0:18.0

On the right side, you got to be on the bright side. cars. What's more American than Apple Pie and school shootings. They go beat, beep,

0:23.5

on the bright side.

0:27.3

Cars, what's more American than Apple Pie in school shootings?

0:31.7

They go beep, beep, broom, vhom, honk, and put the pedal to the metal.

0:36.5

So don't you hit and run on this episode? Turn up the radio and buckle in, because we're talking cars. On this week's The Brighter Side. Vroom, vroom. Vroom. B, bink, hong. Honk, go's the goose and the car. It was very lovely, Amber. It was, yeah, it's a very positive way to look at cars, you know.

0:51.6

Both you and I are carless. Yes. And so I think this is, you know, an important thing for us to talk about. I was going to put up the episode very negative. And I was like, no, that's not what Ed and I do. Yeah, that's not the thing. That's not the whole point. We're going to be negative the whole episode.

0:53.6

Then we'll cheer it up at the end. I will not the whole point. We're going to be negative the whole episode.

1:08.3

Then we'll cheer it up at the end. I will say a brighter side is when I do my walk to the gym, I walk by this like luxury car place. And some of the cars I see going in and out of there. Now, I know jack shit about cars, but they look quite attractive. I mean, of course. I'm like, oh, that's really pretty. Ladies like a nice car I guess

1:09.6

I mean

1:10.1

I don't know attractive. I mean, of course. I'm like, oh, that's really pretty. Ladies like a nice car.

1:28.2

I guess. I mean, I don't know. When I always had shitty cars, you know, you get in those situations where it's like, okay, we're all driving. And then none of the ladies ever chose to go in my car. They always go in the nice Mustangs and the Jeeps. Oh, Eddie. They don't want to get in the tempo, you know.

1:26.2

It's like, you know, granted, I don't want to get in the tempo, you know.

1:46.0

It's like, you know, granted, I didn't have brakes, but you know what do you go? You just got to pull on this cord and then we can stop. I mean, literally, did I ever tell you about that? No. I had a Ford Tempo that literally had no breaks. It was the last car I've ever owned. And it had no breaks.

1:41.6

Like when I say it had no breaks, it had no breaks.

1:43.4

Mm-hmm.

1:44.0

And I used to...

1:44.7

Like Fred Flintstone style?

1:45.9

Yeah. No brakes. It was the last car I've ever owned. And it had no brakes. Like when I say it had no brakes, it had no brakes.

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