Carry on to Llandudno - Part one
Barmy Dale A British Podcast Sitcom
Barmy Productions
5.0 • 695 Ratings
🗓️ 15 February 2025
⏱️ 10 minutes
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Summary
Barmy Dale Comedy Podcast Sitcom
Nominated for Best Podcast at the
World Wide Comedy Awards 2021!
"The writing is on point, the acting is on point, the timing is on point. Check out Barmy Dale!"
Daily Comedy News (USA)
Nominated for Best Comedy Podcast of 2020,2021 and 2024 at the Discoverpods Awards!
Listed in the UK's Top 20 Best Comedy Podcasts four years running!
And the Top 20 Fiction Podcasts!
Series One
Episode Five
Carry on to Llandudno
Running time 25 mins
Starring
Juliet Howland as Gracie
Camilla Simson as Sharon
Stuart Wheeldon as Dan
Martin Skellern as Keith
Bethan Nash as Stacey
Becki Lloyd as Tracey
Kate Skellern as Tallulah
Abbey Norman as Receptionist
Will Chitty as Policeman
Sarah Applewood as Hotel Manager
Written by Skellern & Wheeldon
Audio editor Martin Skellern
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Here's the news from BDTV. |
| 0:05.4 | Keith, Keith! |
| 0:07.0 | I'm in here watching the news. |
| 0:08.7 | Have you ever the news? |
| 0:10.2 | I told you, I'm watching it now, aren't a woman? |
| 0:12.2 | We're going into lockdown again the day after tomorrow because of the second wave. |
| 0:16.3 | Blimey, woman, I know, don't her? I'm watching it. |
| 0:18.8 | I won't bother turning it on again. |
| 0:20.4 | You should just |
| 0:20.8 | talk press conferences yourself from Kitchen. You'd save the Prime Minister a lot of time. |
| 0:24.8 | Don't start, Keith. Oh, this is dreadful news. Right, we'll need some essentials before folk buy up |
| 0:31.0 | everything. I'll write you a list. Can you run down to the shop? With my leg, I'm only just |
| 0:35.5 | out of the wheelchair. You're walking again, aren't you? Surely you can make it to the corner shop. You'll have to go, Doc. It's best |
| 0:41.5 | I'm careful with it. You bounced right out of here yesterday when that nurse from number |
| 0:45.3 | 55 asked you to look at her drains. I was just being enabling, but I've paid for it since. |
| 0:50.5 | You had gone ages. I was ready to send a search party. We were having a chat, that's all. |
| 0:55.4 | What have you two got to talk about for so long? |
| 0:58.0 | Oh, I don't know what you must think. |
| 0:59.3 | A man your age. |
| 1:00.8 | What do you mean? |
| 1:01.5 | She's a nurse. |
| 1:02.5 | We were talking about my leg. |
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