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Thanks so much for your support. And now a few ads before tonight's story. Welcome to send me to sleep, the place to find relaxing stories

for a good night's rest. My name's Andrew.

Thanks for joining me.

Tonight, I'll be reading, Carry On Jeeves by P.G. Wodehouse.

Without the option, Part 2.

In the previous part, after drunkenly goading his friend Sippy into a scheme that landed him in jail,

Bertie is now having to spend time with Sippy's distant family friends, pretending to be him,

in a desperate attempt to make sure his family never learns of his incarceration.

And though they seem to believe the ruse for now,

Bertie is struggling to endure their company and is looking for a way out.

Before we begin tonight's story, let's get ourselves ready for sleep.

Start by taking a deep, relaxing breath and settle your body in whatever

way feels most comfortable. Now let any thoughts of the day drift away from your mind and simply follow the sound of my voice.

So let your eyes fall heavy and your breath soften as we settle in for a peaceful night's sleep.

Without the option, part two.

Next morning, we visited 63 more Cambridge colleges, and after lunch I said I was going to my room to lie down.

After staying there for half an hour to give the coast time to clear, I shoved a book and smoking

materials in my pocket and climbed out of a window,

shining down a convenient water pipe into the garden.

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