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Thanks so much for your support. And now a few ads before tonight's story. Welcome to send me to sleep, the place to find relaxing

stories for a good night's rest.

My name's Andrew.

Thanks for joining me.

Tonight I'll be reading Carry On Jeeves by P.G. Wodehouse,

The Rummy Affair of Old Biffy, Part 2.

In the previous part, Bertie's friend Biffy is in dismay as he desperately tries to find his way out of an engagement to be married to Honoria Glossub.

Though Jeeves seems oddly reluctant to help this time, Bertie concocted the idea of using a prank bouquet to spray her father with water, thus disgracing his name.

Though a little hesitant, Biffy seemed to agree to the plan, and they sat down with Dr. Glossop for dinner.

Before we begin tonight's story, let's get ourselves ready for sleep. Start by taking a deep, relaxing breath and settle your body in whatever way feels most

comfortable.

Now let any thoughts of the day drift away from your mind and simply follow the

sound of my voice. So let your eyes fall heavy and your breath soften as we settle in for a peaceful night's sleep.

The Rami Affair of Old Biffy. Part 2 It looked at first as though the meal was going to be one of those complete frosts which occurs

from time to time in the career of a constant luncher-out.

Biffy, a very C-3 host,

contributed nothing to the feast of reason and flow of soul

beyond an occasional hiccup,

and every time I started to pull a nifty,

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