Carrot Top Whips Out His Big Black Trunk | Your Mom's House Ep. 827

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2025

⏱️ 115 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome. Welcome to your mom's house.
0:11.1	Welcome to another episode of your mama's place.
0:16.0	You know how many times someone has said that to me?
0:18.6	Same brought me up on stage and they say it wrong. He has your mom's place. Your mama's? Yeah. And then he has a host the show, your mama. Yeah. You're like, cool. And fans don't like that. No. They get really upset. And I tell MCs, I've told them, if you mess it up, they will come for you. Don't mess it up, dummy. Learn how to talk, stupid. Yeah, you dummy. Yeah. Big stupid. We're back. We're back. We're back. We're back. I've missed it. Dude, I missed it here so much. So fun doing this show. And we were out for different reasons.
0:55.8	What were you out for again?
0:57.5	I did a movie.
0:58.4	Oh, right.
0:58.9	And then I had my Envisaline kind of adjusted again.
1:02.6	That was so painful for you.
1:04.4	It sucked.
1:05.0	What did you do?
1:06.8	I had my deep flap.
1:08.3	I've got new tettas again.
1:11.0	Okay, let's not make this all about, you know.
1:14.5	Cancer tit.
1:15.6	Jesus Christ.
1:16.6	They're so good, though. They are good, though.
1:18.1	Unbelievable. I don't, I mean, I don't understand.
1:21.0	I don't know.
1:21.9	Like how, they're magicians.
1:24.1	I know. God bless these doctors, man.
1:26.4	It was a 12-hour surgery. I was in the ICU for three days, and now I have killer tits, and I have a flat stomach. It's so cool. It's amazing. It's amazing. I don't even think you've really, like, seen them. I've seen them. But you haven't like... All right. I'll take a little.
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