Carrot Top | Club Random with Bill Maher

Club Random with Bill Maher

Club Random

Film Interviews, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.2 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2023

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

Bill and Carrot Top on how Carrot Top’s act is show and tell with liquor, how Bill uses pictures to get laughs on Real Time, Bill’s reason for loving Orlando, when Carrot Top’s dad got him his first beer, the time Carrot Top built a very special mouse trap, Bill’s rule about being touched, the genius of Gilbert Gottfried, how comics couldn’t do both the Tonight Show and Letterman, how the public can be insulting without knowing it, the time Trump made Carrot Top touch his hair and much, much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, is that a pumpkin spice latte?
0:03.2	No, it's the pumpkin spice latte.
0:05.8	Starbucks?
0:06.8	Obviously.
0:07.8	You know, I once got so obsessed with pumpkin spice, I only wore orange for a month.
0:11.4	Ugh, that's nothing.
0:12.4	I once got so obsessed I got a pumpkin shame into my hair.
0:15.0	Oh yeah?
0:16.0	Well, last year I cured outside Starbucks for a week.
0:18.0	And my tent was a shame of a pumpkin?
0:19.8	Well, I'm changing my name to pumpkin spicy.
0:23.0	The Starbucks original is back.
0:26.6	Go all out pumpkin spice.
0:28.4	Subject to availability while stocks last.
0:32.4	I didn't think you were going to get dressed in front of me.
0:34.4	I got to be honest.
0:35.4	I thought you already came dressed.
0:36.4	I should not foresee that that was going to be quite the, uh, or deal it was.
0:41.4	Thank you.
0:42.4	I know you stayed over.
0:43.4	I did.
0:44.4	No, I started the whole thing for you.
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