Welcome back to the Ross Bowling podcast. I am your host. Ross Bowling here with my main

hoe, Jared Boroslow. AKA Jaybone. Bone man, how's your bone hanging?

It's hanging normally. Why did you want to hit him with a short intro today? Just for

fun, throw people off, keep them on their toes. Did you say short, shriveled and always

to the left? Was that your answer? I did not say that.

What's that from again? That's my go to. It's from Liar Liar. Once Jim Kerry loses the

ability to lie, someone asks him, how's it hanging, Fletcher? And he has to tell the truth.

So he says, short, shriveled and always to the left. Shrivel isn't a good adjective

for your own dick. It's not what you want. For anything. What do you want to be shriveled

besides a raisin? That's it. Shriveled like a raisin in the sun.

Zero Jared, as you know, 2022 has been the year of the dog here on RBP. And yesterday,

when I was laying in bed with three of my four dogs, the three little ones, big harvest

is too big. He doesn't fit when we're all in there. But the point is, I watched Bella,

who is in the studio with us today. Of course, Bruce and Bella join us for probably 98% of

RBP recordings in the studio here at Bolin Media. I watched her do one of the funniest and

most inexplicable things that dogs do, which inspired today's first segment, funniest

things dogs do. Bella was doing the thing where they scratch at blankets as if like with

their front two paws, as if they're like preparing them. But it's like, it's like they're

digging, but like with more directional intent, like they're trying to build a nest out

of blankets. They're trying to prepare a comfy area for themselves. And it's always hilarious.

But she also does this with pillows. And then the one that makes the least amount of sense,

the couch, like just the cushion of the couch, which is not moving. So when she does it with

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