Carpet vs. Hardwood Floors | Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2023

⏱️ 34 minutes

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“Carpet is nice. It's soft. And if you get the chance, you can shuffle your feet on it and shock your brother or your mom, or every once in a while you get static electricity and shock your cat.” - Dulcé Sloan “Cheap motels, they've done carpet dirty, and they've become a representative, an unwanted representative of the dirty carpet brand.” - Josh Johnson It’s carpet vs. hardwood floors this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson. Hold Up is a podcast from The Daily Show. Listen to new episodes every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts, or watch at YouTube.com/TheDaily Show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up yours edition listener is Josh Johnson right for the Daily Show.
0:08.6	You're about to hear an episode of one of our original Daily Show podcast.
0:11.9	Hold up.
0:12.9	Hosted by me and Daily Show correspondent Dulce Slone is where we take our office banter
0:16.3	into a weekly war words about topics big and small.
0:19.6	In this episode we debate carpet versus hardwood floors.
0:23.4	We chat about which option takes less time to clean the perils of carpet burn and why
0:27.7	carpet in the bathroom should never happen.
0:30.6	Tune in to find out which side the debate we each land on and if you like the show check
0:34.8	out the whole of podcasts where we get your podcasts.
0:38.8	You've had a carpet burn as an adult it's very easy.
0:41.6	All you got to do is catch yourself off some carpet and slip a little and it's all the
0:45.2	risks.
0:46.2	Is that how I got it?
0:48.2	Well there are the ways.
0:50.2	There are other ways.
0:51.6	Yep.
0:52.6	There are other ways and we'll just say there are other ways.
0:56.2	There are there are there are there are really only one other way that I know.
1:03.2	Hey everybody welcome to hold up.
1:11.1	This is the show that is it's really just two people arguing about things that don't
1:17.0	really matter but they matter to everyone but not in a huge way.
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