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Oxventure - A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast

Oxventure & Geek Media

Comedy Fiction, Games, Leisure, Fiction

5 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2022

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

A sea voyage takes the Oxventure crew to an innocent village menaced by a wordy wizard. Also: lunch stuff. To watch the video version of this Oxventure Dungons & Dragons episode: https://youtu.be/WJzKrVo6Eu8 To join the new OX Supporters Club and our first official Discord server: patreon.com/oxclub Check out the official Outside Xbox and Outside Xtra store for sweet merch: store.outsidexbox.com To watch all the original Oxventure Dungeons & Dragons videos, visit us on YouTube at youtube.com/oxventure. And thank goodness for Johnny Chiodini, Oxventure Dungeon Master and Literally Everyone Else in the World. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Where did you get those sawpatch gifts from?
0:01.6	Can I have some from America?
0:04.6	Oh, oh, they assume in here.
0:06.8	Yeah, blue raspberry.
0:08.6	Last adventure overseas.
0:10.1	Oh, okay, cool.
0:10.9	I just had my lunch, which was too skinny bagels.
0:14.4	That's with what on with what on?
0:17.9	Just toasted, but the thing is that's like the container for lunch.
0:23.1	That's not the actual lunch.
0:24.1	That's just the thing you put your lunch in and then eat it.
0:26.0	I knew I had to come here and record this podcast with you.
0:28.5	You slice some avocados.
0:30.8	I don't have avocados.
0:32.3	Actually, no, I have an avocado and I'm waiting for that little bastard to get ripe
0:37.1	and it refuses to.
0:38.4	It's been in my fridge for like three weeks and every day I go and give it a little pinch
0:43.2	and it's like, nope, not yet.
0:45.2	There's got to be a better way of rationing avocados.
0:47.8	What if I put them in a bowl with some overripe bananas?
0:50.8	Would that help?
0:51.4	That thing where bananas make other fruits ripe faster?
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