Carpe Donktum - Episode #249
"YOUR WELCOME" with Michael Malice
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4.7 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 March 2023
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
Michael Malice (“YOUR WELCOME”) welcomes onto the show the “Eternally Sarcastic Memesmith,” Carpe Donktum, to talk about his Twitter resurrection, what it’s like to be doxxed, and how the band Smash Mouth has a surprisingly open sense of humor.
Michael and Donktum also discuss how “one bad day” can completely ruin a political career.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is brought to you by Patriot Gold. |
| 0:03.0 | Calltics is just this big circle of stupidity. |
| 0:07.0 | We're stupid today. |
| 0:09.0 | They're stupid tomorrow. |
| 0:30.0 | Good afternoon, Michael Malice here. |
| 0:32.0 | Let that be your welcome for the next hour. |
| 0:34.0 | We have with us a very special guest, |
| 0:36.0 | my buddy, Carpe Docdom, who was President Trump's meme maker, |
| 0:39.0 | kicked off of Twitter because of his memes lawsuit. |
| 0:42.0 | Now has risen is back on Twitter |
| 0:45.0 | and another venues as you'll discuss in a second. |
| 0:48.0 | I wanted to give a special thanks because he did |
| 0:51.0 | the little commercial video for the new right |
| 0:54.0 | with Joe Biden sniffing the book |
| 0:56.0 | and lockout days, Drew Hancock, you should follow him on Twitter. |
| 0:59.0 | He did the teaser for the white pill |
| 1:02.0 | and Carpe Docdom did the whole video, |
| 1:04.0 | which you did such a great job with. |
| 1:06.0 | I really appreciate it. |
| 1:07.0 | And actually, I'm going to reveal a secret. |
| 1:09.0 | You were happy to volunteer to do it. |
| 1:13.0 | And I insisted on paying you |
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