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Matt, have you ever Caroline Callowade? I hate to give her another term, but have you ever Caroline Callowade?

That could mean a lot of things.

Truly.

I'm assuming you're asking if I've scammed anybody?

That's one of the things it could mean.

I don't think I have. I honestly, as someone on the internet, I feel a fear of like even having the appearance of ever Caroline Callowaying anybody.

I'm always like, what if they think I'm a scammer?

What if I don't deliver?

Yeah.

It's instilled fear in me, if anything.

It's for that same reason that I don't lie online, like, ever.

Right.

I'm like, someone will find out.

But what I meant by Caroline Callowade is, you know, gotten lost in your own narrative while

also being an extremely unreliable narrator.

No, I aspire to that level of getting lost in my own sauce, but yeah, I haven't.

It's unfortunate that we don't have enough time to get into all of Caroline's various schemes

and her entire history in New York and on the internet, but we will be talking about her most famous feud.

Let's get into it.

Caroline is a writer who at this point has yet to really write anything besides Instagram

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