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Hello, I've just nipped in before your BBC podcast starts to tell you all about

You're Dead to Me. We're the comedy podcast that takes history seriously. Also from the BBC

and presented by me, Greg Jenner. I should have told you that at the beginning. Sorry.

Anyway, like many other BBC podcasts, such as Desert Island Discs, Evil Genius, or In Our Time, your dead to me is available first on BBC Sounds,

a whole month earlier than anywhere else, in fact. So if you can't wait another day to hear

the very latest in history and loads of other good stuff, then listen first on BBC Sounds.

You're hanging around and climbing trees pretending to fly.

Do you want to be a spaceman and live in the sky?

I'm Gordon Smart and this is Fighting Talk.

Hello and welcome to the finest satirical Saturday morning magic sponge of sport here on Five Live. Now, in a bid to improve morale and get a new boss bounce in fighting talk, I've introduced an old school team bath to the studio today.

I've run some tepid water, throwing off my supply teacher suit,

and in a non-creepy way, invited today's panel to join me in my filthy cauldron of fantasy and lies.

One of them has brought the spoon of truth and wisdom. The others, already feeling like an old bar of imperial leather kicked in Rick Edward's spider hares.

That's revolting. So you have me as judge and jury for three weeks.

Let's examine the runners and riders and points

for punditry. Three veterans of

the game today and a newbie.

All of them are ravenous for victory

today. So present for show number

24 under our six different

host and yet to win this decade, I'm afraid to say,

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