Welcome to wrong turns where, well, it's where dignity goes to die.

This is a podcast that celebrates the shitty things that happen to us that have no great silver lining.

And I bring on my favorite funny people and they

tell me their miserable tales. And joining me today, we have actress, comedian and singer,

known best for her very, very funny videos on TikTok, which I'm a huge fan of. It's Caroline

Banovic. Hello. Thank you for having me. I'm so excited to be here. I'm so stalstruck by you.

Stop it. You can't keep saying this. I'm sorry.

Everyone listening is like, wait, not sure who this bitch is. But as you heard, you know,

Jimmy was starstruck. So I'm very excited to be here. I love you both so much. And we also have

actress and comedian who has performed on Netflix and Peacock. She has her first comedy special coming out soon. Whoop, whoop. And is on tour around the country. It's Leah fucking Samson. Leah fucking Samson. Thank you for remembering me at all. I'm starstruck. Bitch, I want to. Stop. I love you I love both of y'all I was saying to Caroline earlier that my boyfriend and I love her video so much he refers to her as our Caroline not in a threesome way no her boyfriend James Blake like I would be fine with the three-sum with them okay long as he doesn't like the thumb doesn't touch you or something, I think that's okay. Yeah. As long as his thumb doesn't touch her or like. Specifically just the thumb. Yeah, that's very intimate. I think it's good that you'll have that talk, like that she's that symbol in your relationship. I think it's more of like a child. It's a British, It's like a British thing of like, oh, like a dog. So when you're familiar with.

So it would of like, ah.

Oh, like a dog.

So when you're familiar with. So am I projecting trauma? You're projecting quite a lot of trauma. Okay. Thumb stuff. But I, if a man used a thumb on me, I'd be like, oh, he's in love. Like, he's obsessed with me. He's using his thumb. He gave me the thumb. Do you find the doctor?

Quite stressful.

The doctor?

Yeah, just thumbing you all over the face.

Yeah, because... He's obsessed with me. He's using his thumb. He gave me the thumb. Do you find the doctor?

Quite stressful.

The doctor?

Yeah, just thumbing you all over the place. Yeah, because usually my doctors are females and so I do question my sexuality because they're very sweet, very nice, very tender.

Yeah.

He uses it more in a way of like he recently has developed a complete love of Julia Roberts and he'll be like, I'll be like, do you want to watch this movie? He said, has it got our Julia in it? So it's so sweet. He says it like that. I like that. That's good. And soon it will be Awea. He just needs to watch this episode. It's happening. He's watching this. I love it. I will be the D I hired in the household. I will, besides you. Yeah. I already have that spot covered. Thank you very much. He's asked me to stop using an accent when I clear away the plates. Thank you, Mr. He's like, an honor to say. We all know the truth. Come on.

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