Hello fans of Fitzdog Radio.

I hope you're doing well.

First of all, apologies about last this past week's Sunday papers.

There was a production Gaff and the team in St. Louis uploaded

the last Fitzdog radio to the sign.

It's since been corrected.

But my apologies, a lot of you reached out.

We're very concerned that we'd been hijacked or hacked or jackeded or hacked you know but we're fine everything's good

we're back it's uh it's it's an exciting week here in hollywood i've been running around i opened for

louis k this past week i don't know if I talked to you about that last week. Jesus Christ,

his new hour is so fucking funny. I wish I could quote from it. But I don't want to spoil his hour when you go see it. But that was great. St. Patrick's Day Show. I'm sure we talked about that.

Did we? I'm sure we did. I'm a little lost on where we are at this point in the

world. I've been on the road too much. I'm going on the road again this week. I'm going to

fucking Canada, but I don't know if they're anti-America right now. I don't know who's going to

show up. Hamilton, Ontario, March 26th,

Toronto at the Comedy Bar, March 27th, and then Pittsburgh this weekend. But anyway, I don't know.

I got nothing against you, Canadians. I fucking love you guys. I'm sorry that our dictator, I'm sorry, president is a little out of

control right now. We don't want to take you on as another state. Actually, we'd like to give you a

couple of states. Might I suggest Mississippi? Would you like a little Mississippi? I know it's

very far from you, but we kind of like our northern

states. That's how we feel about you. North Dakota, good people. Minnesota, love them. Maine,

some of the best people. We can't spare them. But Louisiana's all yours. Can I say Texas Texas or am I losing a lot of audience?

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