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Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Carnivore Papi with Brendan Schaub | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 66

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2022

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy CHAOS is joined by comedian Brendan Schaub! His special Gringo Papi is out now on youtube!!! Chrissy' NETFLIX special is OUT TODAY!!! Go watch and review it!!! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

But it's over. It's over for whites.

0:01.6

And I knew that. I knew that. I felt that about seven years ago.

0:04.8

I felt that coming. I felt a tide turning for the whites.

0:09.6

I looked in the mirror. I said, uh-oh, spaghetti-o.

0:13.5

Chris, you are. Because I am like skin-conditioned white.

0:17.2

Like, I'm supremely white.

0:19.2

And it's just I knew. So I had to make a decision.

0:22.5

Because I deliberately, on purpose, both my daughters are Puerto Rican.

0:26.4

I have, yes, yes, Latina children.

0:28.8

Thank you. Ooh.

0:30.8

I have Latina kids. And again, buy design.

0:35.6

I went out to a bar seven years ago.

0:38.7

It's called Place to Beach. It's still there.

0:41.0

Actually, it's still there. It's in Coney Island, Brooklyn.

0:43.3

Google it. Yeah, Place to Beach. Yeah, I bought my fake vaccine card there.

0:46.9

Um, with a my tie. Um, and from Vito. He's dead of COVID.

0:53.8

Um, but what can you do?

0:56.6

I met my daughter's beautiful Latina mother.

0:59.9

I mean, just beautiful woman. She is. She really is.

1:03.0

And I saw her dancing around and I said, this is the one.

1:06.1

I told my friends, I told my friends, I said, this is the one.

1:09.2

If this girl's into me, this is the one I have to have a child

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