Hey there, time travelers, and welcome to Carly Q's super secret time travel travel guide.

This is where I share the who-when-wow of the hottest spots in history and top it all off with a little bit of mystery.

Today's hot spot, ancient Egypt.

So slap on some sunscreen and say, Em Hodup, that means how you doing in ancient

Egyptian, to your next temporal trip to the Nile. So how do you get here? Well, you can break

ancient Egypt up into three distinct time periods. You've got the old kingdom. That's when they

put up the pyramids. The middle kingdom, lots of good art and

music here. Then finally we have the new kingdom, super fun place, lots of celebrities like

Tutankhamun and Ramsey's the second ever heard of them. Plus, it's when Egypt was at its most

bustling. So let's aim for anywhere between 1550 and 1070 BCE.

If you see Mark Antony or Cleopatra, that's a clue you've gone too far.

Breathe in that damp air.

You know, it wouldn't be a trip to the new kingdom without seeing how the local celebrities live.

Or rather, how the local celebrities die.

Make sure to check out the Valley of the Kings.

It's where the ancient Egyptians buried their favorite pharaohs

by wrapping them up in bandages and sticking them in a sarcophagus.

Hopefully you'll have more luck than me, though.

I can't see any mummies anywhere.

All I see are these little drawings all over the wall.

Wait a minute, I have an idea.

Hmm.

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