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🗓️ 28 August 2025
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Howdy! This week we welcome back to the show the hilarious Carly Kane! Carly and Caleb talk the importance of Applebees, tattoo woes, working as an assistant, ghosts, and much more!
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Produced by Chance Nichols @chanceisloud
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
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| 0:10.8 | Dot-UK. |
| 0:12.6 | That's audible.combe. |
| 0:14.3 | That reminds me I got a tattoo last weekend and it was the most painful. |
| 0:19.8 | It was like one of the most painful tattoos I've ever gone. |
| 0:21.7 | Where? |
| 0:21.7 | I'm crying. |
| 0:22.6 | Where'd you get it? |
| 0:23.3 | Hartford, Connecticut. |
| 0:24.5 | Sorry, on your body. |
| 0:30.0 | So what's your problem, Carly? |
| 0:36.7 | Am I problem with you or in general? Let's start in general and then work our way to me. In general, my problem is with this heat and e-bikes right now. You e-bikes here? Yeah. They're not going in the docks. We talked about it. They're slowing down. They're slower and they won't go in the docks. |
| 0:54.6 | And I've been having it three times I've DMed like with the guy on there. Have you had to do that? What? Yeah. You're DMing with City Bike? I'm jamming with City Bike. I'm on there. Hey, my bike isn't docking. And they're like, okay, give us a second. And then you're waiting for about 10 minutes and they go, |
| 0:52.1 | we're so sorry, you can leave the bike where it is. |
| 0:54.9 | What? |
| 0:55.5 | Yeah. talking and they're like okay give us a second and then you're waiting for about 10 minutes and they go |
| 1:11.2 | we're so sorry you can leave the bike where it is what yeah i've never deemed them you can't well it's like |
| 1:18.0 | through the app i'm not like on instagram oh well either way i didn't even know you could talk to someone on |
| 1:21.9 | there i have so little faith in customer service now in general everything's gotten worse |
| 1:26.0 | nobody's good at customer service no one cares that i just don't even try anymore. When a service that I'm using goes wrong, I just go, I'm fucked. Have you ever worked in customer service? Yes. And I deeply cared and it was horrible. Me too. I call so nice with a legitimate problem. When I tell you Verizon, Verizon is going to hell. Verizon is going to hell. You call these people and they go, yeah, I don't know. We might be able to send them out in four days, but we're the only service provider in the area, so kind of stick it up your ass and deal with it. They don't care. Everything's gotten so much worse. No, they're just hanging up. They're just hanging up out of nowhere. We fix your cushion. It's bothering me. It's like all the way off the couch. Oh yeah. Should I take it off? No, just like push it back. |
| 2:04.6 | It just was bothering me because it's hanging all the way off. I worry about it. Are you comfortable? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm comfortable. I'm worried about you falling. I'm worried about you falling. Well, I used to do customer service and I would literally like, I'd be giving therapy. People would be crying and I'd be listening. |
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