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Carlito's Way (CRS134)

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RISK!

Performing Arts, Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals, Arts

4.65.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2022

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

A Classic RISK! Singles episode! A story that Olga Schmutz first shared on the podcast in June of 2014 about the joy of pegging. Support RISK! on Patreon at Patreon.com/RISK Make a one-time donation to RISK! at PayPal.me/RISKshow Get tickets to RISK! live shows at RISK-show.com/tour Get the RISK! book at TheRISKBook.com Take our storytelling classes at TheStoryStudio.org Hire Kevin Allison to make a personalized video at Cameo.com/TheKevinAllison Hire Kevin Allison as a coach at KevinAllison.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello kids, this is Risk, the show where people tell true stories they never thought they

0:12.6

dare to share.

0:14.0

I'm Kevin Allyson, and every Thursday we release these special episodes where we look

0:19.0

back at content from our earlier years.

0:21.9

Sometimes single stories, sometimes whole episodes, keep in mind that years ago people might

0:26.6

have awarded things differently than they would today.

0:29.6

As always, the title of the whole series, Risk, is itself a content warning.

0:35.9

This week a story that Olga Schmutz first shared on the show in June of 2014, here's Olga

0:43.4

now with the story we call Carlitos Way.

0:49.5

So, I was totally heartbroken, I was pathetic.

1:01.2

My friend Paul's like, Olga, man, you've got to get over this dude.

1:05.0

I'm like, you've never been in love, man.

1:09.3

You've never felt this shit, man.

1:12.1

I'm telling you.

1:14.1

All the drinks in the world, nothing is taking you away from me.

1:21.1

Trust me.

1:22.1

Give me another tangy reantone or some shit, I'll care.

1:25.2

So, he's like, no, Olga, man, I love you.

1:27.0

I hate to see you like this.

1:28.0

I mean, this is not like you at all.

1:30.0

I mean, you're Paulie fucking sunshine.

1:32.5

How can Paulie fucking sunshine be all depressed?

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