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Hollywood Handbook

Carl Tart, Our VR Family Guy Friend

Hollywood Handbook

Headgum

Comedy

4.83.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2020

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

CARL TART returns to help The Boys write their VR Family Guy episode.

Transcript

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0:00.0

So I was with the J's. It was me. It was Jason. Big J. Okers. Oh.

0:15.0

Jason. Well, yes. Big. It was Jason Lee and Big J. Okersen. Okay. And we were having a cold drinks contest to see who could get their drinks the coldest drinks.

0:27.0

To be the cold. No freezing. Uh huh. So the drinks must be so cold. So cold that they're almost freezing. And if they were any colder, they would be freeze. Yes. No permanent freeze.

0:41.0

But if they're freeze disqualified and you're out on your ass, you get your ass kicked up and down Main Street. You're happy meal. Ask gets booted up and down. And Jason

0:52.0

Moa does that. And he's strong as hell. And does it have to go in the direction of being more for you can't freeze it. And then wait until it is unfrozen. Be like there it is. I did the coldest drink. It has to be strong.

1:10.0

And it has to start being a very hot drink. And the drink starts out hot as hell. It's spiced hot cider. You got to get that thing so cold. And the way we judge it is everybody gives one sip to Anna Kendrick. And whoever whoever makes her go.

1:29.0

The loudest is wins the cold drinks contest. Wow. Yeah. Wow is right. Hey, and you don't want your ass kicked up and down Main Street by Jason Moa very much. Do you want that? No, I should think not. But she she does that.

1:51.0

I don't know if she's the right person because she does that just like instinctively she does it when she she can't stop doing it. Yeah, she does it when she in the chips commercial. She'll eat the chips and be like

2:02.0

Which is like that's not the right react. She doesn't the hotels commercials to she doesn't the hotels commercial when yeah

2:09.0

Just when she's like she puts her feet in the pool and she goes. And that is odd. She can't stop doing it. And it is possibly a disease and she maybe needs to go get medical attention for it. And she does it with the seemingly endless parade of boyfriends in love life on HBO Max. No, it's true on HBO Max for your consideration. Love life is available now.

2:34.0

And when you're watching it and she's dating just left right in center every damn happy meal ass that's been kicked up a down Main Street by Jason Moa and his uncle brother and nephew.

2:47.0

You see her going. Thank you for the kiss.

2:54.0

And it doesn't make sense. Thank you to my roommate for this good advice.

3:01.0

Oh, and I and I don't think that's right either, but we had to give her something to do because she was going to be making that noise and at least the cold drinks contest made us feel like we were somehow in control and a part of it.

3:13.0

And it wasn't just happening to us because she will not leave me in the J's kitchen table.

3:18.0

Hello, it's Hollywood handbook. I do have to remind myself that because it's Carl on the show and they did not want this to happen.

3:26.0

Nope, let me just say they did not want the people in charge of all this whose names we're not going to say, but they're not want to happen, but a certain lad, a certain mad lad, who is also a bloke as well, a certain fine chap, but you can find it at the public pool.

3:51.0

That's what they call it a pub. It's a public pool where he's from. I heard he was a bloody fine chap.

3:59.0

And that to them is like very offensive for some reason.

4:03.0

Speaking of offensive, Hayes, I kind of know why you have me here. Why?

4:07.0

I know it's a little damage control. I know that's why you're going above that going above the higher ups because I know I'm unwanted.

4:16.0

I know, you know, we're not allowed to talk about the big B. They've been trying to keep you off. I obviously have been saying, Hey, Carl, I want to try to get you on Hayes at the last minute has been getting cold feet for a couple of months now.

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