This is exactly right.

Oh well, here we are.

I said no gifts. I'm Bridger. Why nigger? It feels like a real low energy.

You know, sad intro. I don't know where that came from. Everything's fine.

Nothing, nothing's going on. My screen time is down 14%. I just found that out. So that's huge news.

I don't know where that time was spent. I suppose my time staring into space is probably tripled.

But you know, these are the things we hold on to right now. I hope you're doing okay. I hope

you're having a nice time. And I think you're about to have a nice time because the guest today is

when I find extremely funny, just a wonderful, wonderful presence. Carl Tart. Carl, welcome to

I said no gifts. Oh man. Thank you for having me. You know, you mentioned that screen time thing.

I was looking at I was using my screen time earlier today looking at Instagram in the bed as I

shouldn't do. And one of my friends posted her screen time was like averaging three hours and 53

minutes last week. I said, who do you think you are? You that's nothing. That's nothing. She

and she's a person who tweets a lot and who very hot take Twitter person. Right. The time

that I really don't like. We definitely I had to have a discussion with her about like, hey,

this is changing a real way I feel about you the way you tweet. Really? She's she's someone

who just has a huge opinion on every single subject. Yes. And we'll tweet things just to

me. She does these to make people mad for sure. Oh right. Right. I don't know where someone's

coming from with that. Oh, where are they? Get the energy. I don't want the return. No, of course

not. I don't want to deal with it. I don't want to sew those seeds and then I have to harvest all

of them. And then how does she do that with three hours? Exactly. She must have she must have hit a

rock bottom or something. Like I don't I don't want to do that. I don't want to deal with people

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