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Hello, really, welcome back to another episode of The Casual Criminals.

Today, Carl, who stole a corpse and lived with it for seven years.

Carl, what the fuck you up to, bro?

I don't know who... Oh, sorry, I do know who wrote this. Katie wrote it. Thank you. It's right here.

All right, so the format of the show, if you knew here, never read this before. We're going to read it

together, dear audience. Let us jump in.

Picture this. A man falls in love with a woman who's suffering from a horrifying disease.

Well, that's terrible. Desperate to save her life, he tries everything he can, but she ends up succumbing and passing away at a young age.

So far, so weepy tragedy romance. Wrecked with grief,

the man vows not to let death stand in the way of their love and tries to preserve it forever.

Literally, bro, what you're doing? What you doing? Please know. This is the extremely disturbing story of Eleanor de Hoyos and Carl Tanzler, who was convinced

they were meant to be together for eternity and didn't let the fact that Eleanor was dead get in his

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