Carl Ruiz Sugar Apocalypse w/ Mark Normand - Best Last Year of Radio
Opie Radio
Gregg "Opie" Hughes
4.0 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 11 April 2026
⏱️ 137 minutes
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Wild stories, Tampa lingerie modeling chaos, polar bear depression, bear invasions, and nonstop degenerate laughs. Peak Opie Radio energy.Guests: Mark Normand, Vic Henley, Carl Ruiz, Dr. Ian Smith
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| 0:00.0 | Opie is here, and his show starts now. Vic Henley backed in studio. Yes. The MacCubin Carl Ruiz. Soon to be, I believe, this Friday on Comedy Central. Wow. Superstar. Mark Norman. Well, Amy Schumer presents. Oh, God. You're throwing that in, really? Okay. Right, all right. Just beating them to the punch. Okay, fine. Howard Stern presents this show. Oh, God. You're throwing that in, really? Okay, right. Just beating them to the post. Okay, fine. Howard Stern presents this show. Oh, wow. No, we have more listeners. What the fuck? We don't have kittens all over the studio. Yuck. Anyway, Mark Norman, yeah, this is a big week for Mark Norman. He just surprised us and stopped in today because I think I got your schedule for tomorrow, but it doesn't matter, I'm just saying. And then you brought Sean Donnelly with you. Yes, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's a fucking funny fuck. The Irishman. A bad Irishman. Little shoney time. That's the one, right? It's a little shoney time. Really? Yes. Yeah, Mark's special is Friday night and midnight on Comedy Central. Nailed it. You got it. |
| 0:57.9 | There you got. That is the one. Right? That's a show. In this is a little shoney time. Really? Yeah, Mark's special is Friday night and midnight on Comedy Central. |
| 0:57.0 | Nailed it. |
| 0:57.5 | You got it. |
| 0:57.9 | There you go. |
| 0:58.8 | There you go. |
| 0:59.1 | Be yourself. |
| 0:59.9 | That's it. |
| 1:00.3 | I think that's the name of it. He saw somebody pissing on the night. I was just on the subway. I was just on the subway. It's right there. |
| 1:04.5 | It's all over the place. |
| 1:05.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:06.0 | He's got a billboard in Times Square. |
| 1:07.9 | I haven't been out of town. |
| 1:09.7 | I don't know. |
| 1:10.4 | This far south of that I've traveled since yesterday. |
| 1:13.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:13.2 | But he refuses to walk by it. in Times Square? I haven't been that. I've been out of town. I don't know. This is as far south of it I've traveled since yesterday. |
| 1:13.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:13.4 | But he refuses to walk by it. |
| 1:25.3 | So, oh, well, God. He doesn't deserve it. Can't do it. I can't do it. I've never posed a pick or anything. That's not me shitting on him. No, no, no. That's me calling back because I don't deserve anything. |
| 1:27.2 | No, I had a woman shit on me this weekend. |
| 1:28.6 | Oh, how much that cost you? |
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