Carl owns the Beach Body w/ Chris Distefano - Best Last Year of Radio

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Gregg "Opie" Hughes

Comedy, News, Society & Culture

4.0 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2026

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

The crew dives into ramen rescue missions (secret soy-sauce chicken spot, questionable hand hygiene), chocolate cake regret spirals, and brutal body roasts: Chris Distefano's seasonal depression and shirt-off letdowns vs. Carl Ruiz' zero-fucks beach confidence (“titties out, gold chains, Gucci flip-flops”). Expect savage food rants (heirloom tomatoes supremacy, “eat like a critic” life hack), calorie disasters, one-meal-a-day flexes, wild tangents on Russian mob vibes, Saudi princes with cash suitcases and dildos and Trump’s Coke button. Raw, filthy, hilarious hangout energy. Peak Opie crew—no filter, no regrets.

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0:00.0	Mary Mary why you bug it
0:04.1	Oh there we have it run DMC Mary Mary
0:07.4	Carl knows what that is about
0:10.1	That was the jump off yesterday
0:11.8	It sure was Chris DeStefano in studio as well
0:15.0	And I saw the video
0:16.0	You saw the video yesterday
0:18.1	The guy calls in and it's like what is this one is turning a cooking
0:20.3	show goes fuck you Mary Right Paul's working out of video. It'll be done in about 15, 20 minutes, the extended version of that. But Mary was the jumping off point for people that have had it with twatty-twots. Yes. Mary called up, didn't like the show, thinks we're turning this into a cooking show.
0:38.5	Right.
0:39.1	And, yeah, and Carl said, fuck you, Mary.
0:41.4	And then Twitter just exploded.
0:46.3	Yeah.
0:46.7	People have finally had it enough with your crap.
0:50.3	Right.
0:51.0	If you don't like the show, if you don't like anything in life, just move on from it.
0:55.1	Get out.
0:56.0	Get out and move on.
0:57.6	Yeah.
0:58.0	Find something you actually do enjoy.
1:00.0	Yeah.
1:00.7	So, yeah, that was hilarious yesterday.
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