Hey girl, hey, welcome back to Taster Taylor.

Joining us, he was on really recently, but we just missed him so much. We had to have him back again.

Matt Ryan. Hey, boy, hi. Hey, girl. Hey, you're going to get a lot of hate for having me a couple

times in a couple days. I don't think so. I don't think so, sir. You are beloved. You are a beloved

man. Beloved by many, hated by many.

It's the truth. He's a polarizing king. I will say this. You're looking damn sexy. Maybe that's why you're back, just because you're so hot. You know, I got to tell you, I, Jesus Christ, coming. I like this little, you know, pick me up early in the morning. He needs coffee when you have a boner to do it a fucking show? No, I haven't shaved in way too long. I actually have not showered yet today. And I have a hat on with a button down. So thank you for telling me I look sexy. You're giving frat boy energy. I like it. I'm giving like 98 Abercrombie. Well, settle down. Calm. Okay. You're giving... Perkrami wearer, not model. Wearer. You're giving exactly. 98 Abercrombie customer. Right, which means I'm a... It's me and my fraternity in 1998 because I'm that old. Wait. I was already a senior member of my fraternity in 98. Never paid dues once, but was very popular.

Oh, Matt, Tazing me so mad at me. She says I keep hitting on all the male co-hosts recently.

Well, you know, we got to remember, you do have a past. Thank you.

Like if all of a sudden I went gay, Nicole would be like, all right.

It tracks.

Actually, that would track.

If I go gayer, they will, Nicole would be like, all right, I know you're gay now.

You're here seeing the kids.

We've got divorced.

But why are you staring at every single girl that walks by if you're gay? Right. So, because, you know, but I'd be like, all right, whatever. I just still enjoy the human body. Well, okay. I don't want to align with anything that you just said. Okay, but why are you hitting on other men besides me is really my question? Because I think I might be straight. I discovered recently on the show that you don't have to give a blowjob onto completion.

And I said, wait, maybe I am straight.

Because really the blowjobs is what turned me off to y'all, okay?

If I'm keeping 100.

What turned me off to anybody of any sex is giving me a blowjob until I almost come.

That I don't care if there's 11 of you and you're all men, women, and everything in between. I could have 14 males around me, but I need to finish.

Okay, so what you mean to tell me is that isn't actually a thing.

It's not a thing. It's, well, okay, you can be for intercourse. Yes. Fine. Right. But like, if you're like, give me a blowjob, now go jerk off in the sink to finish yourself. I'm not really, I'm not signing up for that. Well, this is what Andrew Collin was saying.

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