It's Brooke and Jeffery in the morning and George Foreman boldly asked the world to cook our steaks on an electric

panini press

Objectively horrible idea. Yeah, but we said yes anyway. Oh, man

I want you to bring that same go with the flow even if it sounds stupid attitude to this segment care

I don't care. Oh, does it come with a drip pan? It doesn't but I might read you a questionable borderline

an idiotic headline and ask you to just go with it. Let's get right into your first headline

Normally they give you hep C, but this time free food for a year

I care

A restaurant has announced a romantic new venture for Valentine's Day where five lucky couples will have the chance to win

Free meals for a year

Okay, but there's two catches to it one you have to get engaged at their restaurant

Okay, and two it has to be at a cracker barrel

Cracker barrel

Not usually they're a big chain restaurant. They're famous for their southern style buffet

Yeah, and they're all white food

Yeah, I mean, it's like just this bland doesn't usually scream romance, but maybe that's part of what they're trying to accomplish here

Do people who love cracker barrel love it that much? I'm surprised it just doesn't happen there

So any interested couples need to post a video of their cracker barrel proposal to Instagram between February 10th and 16th

That's according to the restaurant website. Okay, you'll also have to include a caption that explains why you decided to propose at cracker barrel

Yeah, and I'm guessing you can't just write because I wanted the bottomless country fried chicken

Then you need to hashtag the post with hashtag. I said yes at cracker barrel

Which is weird. I've been posting that for years, but it has nothing to do with proposals

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