Cards

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2016

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes shuffle the deck, criticize each-other’s deck-shuffling techniques and angrily reshuffle the deck as we discuss playing cards. We find ourselves underwhelmed by the nominally supernatural world of tarot, demand a greater level of sophistication from our magicians and express our disgust at anyone daring to assail us with mathematics. Jackson takes the opportunity to make his feelings known about kangaroos, Alli defends her knowledge of Alice in Wonderland and Zammit just wants the king to be sickeningly greasy. So join the gang as we offhandedly mention suit ranks and imply the existence of a game called 500 somewhere within a conversation about animals, nobility and bogus illusions. Playing cards. Want to help us make our own deck? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help us in this game of poker.Come see D&D is for Nerds Live Dungeon Crawl on the 28th of May, you can book tickets here: https://www.trybooking.com/LKBEAnd don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/

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0:00.0	Sand Spence Radio may be a reason why all the doors are closed.
0:05.1	Hey everyone, have you ever wanted to see your favorite D&D crew do D&D live?
0:09.7	Well, in the 28th of May, at Next Level Games in Preston, me, Ali, and Zammett will be running a dungeon live, designed by everyone's favorite Italian stallion, Adam Kuchiku.
0:19.7	Tickets are limited, but there are still some available,
0:21.8	and there's no age restrictions, so get in bloody quick. Details of how to do what I just said to do
0:26.5	are in the show notes below this episode. Also, one more thing. Now, Sister Show, Plowing the Death Star,
0:32.7	has recently released a USB cassette tape like we did with D&D that one time. It's got 135 apps, some of which
0:38.3	have yet to be released, as well as 30 episodes of movie maintenance, and a seven-hour, special
0:43.9	bonus role-playing adventure using Dinosaur Park, the 1985 Tabletop RPG, winner of the Gary Gygax
0:51.3	Award for Seekness and Center of a Satanic Panic in 1989.
0:56.7	Exclusive bloody eyes, all of the details for all that are in the show notes, so check it out.
1:01.7	Seek.
1:02.3	Also, I guess Patreon is sick, and it's full of a bono shit.
1:05.0	Give it a bloody looky loo.
1:06.5	Enjoy the show, your dirt bags.
1:08.0	That's a classic.
1:10.2	I think it's a classic.
1:12.5	I'm meeting a sandwich.
1:13.5	Bye.
1:14.7	Hey, everybody.
1:15.7	And welcome to another episode of Shut Up a second.
1:17.3	I'm Jackson Bailey.
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