Hello and welcome to the ETH RETCast. We're all about Commander, Data, and Dad Jokes.

I'm Joey Shulton. I'm joined by my Puntastic co-hosts. Up first, he wants to build a Boromere deck

that is actually a Boros

mere deck. It's Matt Morgan. So I recently learned that the guy who invented the Ferris wheel

never met the person who invented the merry-go-round. Turns out they traveled in different circles.

Wow. That's a really roundabout way to get to a punchline there, Matt. Well, I mean,

sometimes you've got to travel on different planes to get to a different place.

Up next, he saw the new card rating schemes, and it brought him right back into his World of Warcraft days.

It's Dana Roach.

In honor of Ninja Turtles, I wanted to make a pizza joke here, but I was having problems during the delivery.

All right. Nicely done. You know what? It's okay. Problems of delivery. So was the Turtle

itself having problems of delivery, so it all works out. Both these jokes were very roundabout

in the way we got to the punchlines. True enough. And a little cheesy.

Very cheesy indeed. All right, guys. On this episode, we're talking about some cards that folks may have missed. We went back through a couple of sets, say like the last year a little bit more than that

of sets and notice a couple of cards that just flew under the radar for a bit, but they're actually

kind of amazing powerhouses when given proper attention. These cards are really fantastic. And I think we're going to talk about some of these just lesser known, lesser played cards, things that are showing up in like less than 2% of decks to give people some ideas for other cards that they could be playing in their decks to make them even better. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, so one that I know is being played in barely 1% of decks.

And so not very many at all, 12,000 total is combustion man.

This card has been absolutely hilarious every time that I have seen it out.

It's three red red for a four six human assassin.

It is legendary.

But whenever combustion man attacks, you destroy target permanent unless

its controller has combustion man deal damage to them equal to his power.

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