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Hey Flora, this is Ryan. My wife Marmee threatened me because I shuffled the cards more than three times.

Hey Flora, this is Marmee. My husband just called. He says that we have to shuffle the cards like a billion times.

As many times as I can, because the more times you shuffle, the better.

I told him the rule is you shuffle three times. So what is the proper amount to shuffle?

We need your help. This is a factual emergency.

Hello? Hello.

Hello.

Hey, you two. This is Flora from Every Little Family Feud.

Hi.

Hi, Flora.

How often do you guys play cards?

At least once a week, but it goes in spurts. Like, we will play a lot of cards at once, like several days in a row. What do you play? Um, a lot of rummy. We also play golf. That's when we've started, we've picked it up recently. And you have to shuffle a lot. Oh, do you? Yes. Yes. So that must be a very contentious game for you, too.

Very.

He always makes me shuffle, though, because he doesn't like to do it.

Really?

Yeah.

I'm just not good at it.

I can't make my thumbs bend to make it all go brr-dr-together.

Is this been a lifelong challenge for you, Ryan?

It really has.

I never, do you remember when, like, Texas Hold'em and poker was really popular for...

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