Oh, hey, it's your favorite thermus, rusting in an airport, Lost and Found again,

Alleyward. And welcome, you've made it to Part 2 of Crabs. You're here. If you skipped Part 1,

what the fuck you're doing here? Go to Part 1, Part 1. Go to Part 1. this is part two. Okay, there's a reason we put these

in order and in part one you're going to learn how a brachy urine, true crab differs from an

anim urine, non-true crab, how some crabs hang out in pods, speculations about Amelia Earhart's

fate, the weird history behind Old Bay seasoning, if you should eat the guts of a crab.

Huge land-dwelling hermit crabs that could crush a skull and what cancers and cancers have in common and so much more.

So we're now back with part two to address questions from listeners who signed up at

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This podcast has saved my last fighting brain cells from spontaneous combustion.

If you read this, understand that all of your blood, sweat, and tears do not go unnoticed. I feel very noticed and thank you for that review this week.

J.G. Oh, three, four, nine. My two brain cells salute yours. Okay, on to carcinology part two. So let's crack into all of your questions

with a very dedicated, dry, wise, and wonderful crab expert.

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