This is off track.

Gross.

Way worse than DC.

Well, God, it's just terrible.

It's awful.

Why would you do that to yourself?

It tastes like river water, carbonated river water.

How do you know what river water tastes like?

Because I've been in Geist a lot.

Fair.

Tusha.

What was I going to say?

Because it's the only free sodas available here.

So that makes me so sad.

I'm going to have a diet Coke.

Literally beggars can't be choosers.

Uh, okay.

So it's the only free diet pop where you are. Where are you? I am in a hotel lounge in San Francisco, James. A hotel lounge. Why aren't you in a hotel room? Because it's too early to check in. We've had this conversation. I feel like even though they have rooms available, the four people in front of me, they checked in. And then I got there and smiled and was like, hi. She's like, oh yeah, it'll be four o'clock. Sweet. I'm sure you, I'm sure, I feel like. Always. I was literally just telling my dad. I don't think I've ever, I can't remember the last time I was allowed to check into a room before 4 p.m. That's strange, man. I feel like I get pretty lucky with that.

I feel like I've, I mean, I've definitely, like, even if it's 50% of the time, that's not bad. Oh, dude, I'm, I'm zero percent of the time. That's crazy. And it's like, it's a Monday. Like, come on, you ain't full. Yeah, it feels like they're just doing that to exert some power over you.

Which is weird, considering I do have quite a lot of status.

Yeah, I mean, that's like early chicken. Yeah, I feel like you've been flagged. I feel like you did something to some room and you've been flagged at all Bonvoy properties or something. I don't think I've done anything to a room, but I probably put someone off.

I can see it just based on how we've traveled in the past.

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